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		<title>Now if you really wanna give something&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The Smithsonian turned down O.J.&#8217;s acquittal suit noting &#8220;it&#8217;s not appropriate, but if you have the murder weapon we&#8217;ll gladly take that&#8221;.
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		<title>&#8220;Jack In The Box&#8221; never looked so Green</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The Burj Khalifa in Dubai is the world&#8217;s tallest skyscraper. The Human race has officially given Earth a nose to spite it&#8217;s financial face.
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		<title>My Top 10 New Years Resolution Goals for 2010 by La Mott Jackson</title>
		<description><![CDATA[#10 &#8211; To give Cancer Alzheimer&#8217;s. Hopefully it will drink Clorox on the rocks&#8230;from a shoe.
#9 &#8211; Expose Wendy Williams as the ugly, gangly, big footed man she really is; Arsenio Hall.
#8 &#8211; Remind Amy Winehouse that even with new titties a beaten horse is still a beaten horse.
#7 &#8211; Expose child beauty pageants for [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.lamottjackson.com/wordpress/2009/12/31/my-top-10-new-years-resolution-goals-for-2010-by-la-mott-jackson/</link>
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		<title>OY-K!!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[You&#8217;d think with all the decades of rock throwing in Israel there&#8217;d be a farm system of pitchers from there instead of Cuba.
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		<title>Get it?, heh?, heh?.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[That new Scope Outlast commercial with Ryan Seacrest is like a Bizarro version of his life cause it had a bunch of chicks in it&#8230;right?.
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		<title>&#8220;For the &#8216;thing&#8217;&#8221; &#8211; from the film &#8220;Strickley Business&#8221;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Accenture drops out as a sponsor for Tiger Woods. In it&#8217;s place will be Ashley Madison, Pjur Eros Bodyglide &#038; Charmins adult wipes.
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		<link>http://www.lamottjackson.com/wordpress/2009/12/14/for-the-thing-from-the-film-strickley-business/</link>
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		<title>&#8220;Garcon!, more garlic bread through the bars please, thanks&#8221;.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Amanda Knox is found guilty. Is an Italian prison really that bad?. They&#8217;ve got an endless supply of wine &#038; spaghetti &#038; meatballs for God&#8217;s sake.
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		<link>http://www.lamottjackson.com/wordpress/2009/12/14/garcon-more-garlic-bread-through-the-bars-please-thanks/</link>
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		<title>It&#8217;s hot, come on admit it.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Meredith Baxter came out the closet. This makes watching &#8220;My Breast&#8221; that much hotter.
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		<link>http://www.lamottjackson.com/wordpress/2009/12/14/its-hot-come-on-admit-it/</link>
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		<title>If this is wrong, I don&#8217;t wanna be right.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[As crude as this sounds, I only want to see &#8220;The Blindside&#8221; because in the film Sandra Bullock is hot and has a nice ass.
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		<link>http://www.lamottjackson.com/wordpress/2009/12/14/if-this-is-wrong-i-dont-wanna-be-right/</link>
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		<title>You know how much ass you can kiss for $60?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[T-Mobile said a battery for a G1 was $60. Not happening, China here I come, I don&#8217;t care if your batteries are SARS scented, it&#8217;s cheaper.
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