Michael Spink lasted longer in the first round than Chicago did just now. In the pass they’d be blowing us to get the Olympics here. We had a velvet rope up just straight banning countries. Now Obama outside talking about “yo, hook a brother up”.
To put it another way, imagine Chicago is played by the amazingly underrated actor Leon in the following clip. This is how it went down at the I.O.C. Vote.
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Mexican wrestlers drugged to death
Female robbers suspected in slayings of ‘Little Death’ and ‘Espectrito Jr.’
The Associated Press
updated 6:07 a.m. ET July 3, 2009
MEXICO CITY – Mexican authorities say two professional wrestlers found dead in a low-rent hotel in the capital may have been drugged to death by female robbers.
Autopsies are being performed on the two midget wrestlers, one of whom went by the name “La Parkita” — or “Little Death” — and wore a skeleton costume in the ring. The other was known as “Espectrito Jr.”
Authorities say two women were seen leaving the men’s hotel room before the bodies were discovered.
Prosecutor Miguel Angel Mancera said Wednesday that gangs of female robbers are experienced at using drugs to knock men out and rob them, but they may have used too strong a dose.
That may have been because of the wrestlers’ small stature, although larger men have also died in similar crimes.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31720537/ns/world_news-americas/
You’d think these robbers were knowledgeable enough to know the difference between drugging a grown man or a baby. They gave a Tylenol PM dose to a person the size of one that should have gotten a Flintstone vitamin…the Wilma’s only, cause the Freds have cocaine in them (but you didn’t hear that from me). How bad a robber are you that you’d have to drug a midget?, did they have like a palsey arm in the shape of a lighting bolt and weren’t capable of stuffing them in a suitcase or a Tic Tac box?. These were grown men, trapped in the bodies of puppies who couldn’t drink Gray Goose out of anything bigger than a thimble before passing out and waking up hours later to laughs wearing nothing but Pampers. Cause that’s what friends do to you when you’re passed out drunk…and small enough to fit in a papoose.

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