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		<title>Man, those long haul truckers &#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Aug 2010 00:50:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Man, those long haul truckers get alotta pussy. Even if most of it is dead that&#8217;s a score in their book isn&#8217;t it?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Man, those long haul truckers get alotta pussy. Even if most of it is dead that&#8217;s a score in their book isn&#8217;t it?</p>
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		<title>My girlfriend didn&#8217;t understan&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Jul 2010 20:54:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My girlfriend didn&#8217;t understand the meaning of this. I didn&#8217;t understand why it didn&#8217;t die in 1978.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My girlfriend didn&#8217;t understand the meaning of this. I didn&#8217;t understand why it didn&#8217;t die in 1978.
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		<title>George Takai looks great in hi&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Jul 2010 20:13:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[George Takai looks great in his 70&#8242;s doesn&#8217;t he?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>George Takai looks great in his 70&#8242;s doesn&#8217;t he?
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		<title>3 inmates escape from northwes&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Jul 2010 17:27:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[3 inmates escape from northwest Arizona prison. Come on, the one on the left looks like such a nice guy. http://znl.me/U05-GF]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>3 inmates escape from northwest Arizona prison. Come on, the one on the left looks like such a nice guy. <a href="http://znl.me/U05-GF" rel="nofollow">http://znl.me/U05-GF</a></p>
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		<title>Lawrence Fishburne&#8217;s daughter &#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Jul 2010 00:53:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lawrence Fishburne&#8217;s daughter doing porn was a BIG story today. If you ever needed a solid enough reason to pull out, it&#8217;s this one folks.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Lawrence Fishburne&#8217;s daughter doing porn was a BIG story today. If you ever needed a solid enough reason to pull out, it&#8217;s this one folks.</p>
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		<title>Laurence Fishburnes teen daugh&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2010 17:55:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Laurence Fishburnes teen daughter is doing porn now. &#34;You think that&#8217;s air your breathing?&#34;, I think not cause your hyperventilating Larry.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Laurence Fishburnes teen daughter is doing porn now. &quot;You think that&#8217;s air your breathing?&quot;, I think not cause your hyperventilating Larry.</p>
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		<title>#FF these funny bitches! PT3 @&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2010 17:43:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[#FF these funny bitches! PT3 @PaulProvenza @myqkaplan @DanaJGould @SandraBernhard @Joan_Rivers &#38; @dropkickjon WHEW!!! Have a nice weekend!!.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>#<a href="CFZT_HASHTAG_URL">FF</a> these funny bitches! PT3 @<a href="http://zannel.com/PaulProvenza">PaulProvenza</a> @<a href="http://zannel.com/myqkaplan">myqkaplan</a> @<a href="http://zannel.com/DanaJGould">DanaJGould</a> @<a href="http://zannel.com/SandraBernhard">SandraBernhard</a> @<a href="http://zannel.com/Joan_Rivers">Joan_Rivers</a> &amp; @<a href="http://zannel.com/dropkickjon">dropkickjon</a> WHEW!!! Have a nice weekend!!.</p>
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		<title>#FF these funny bitches PT2 @l&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2010 17:39:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[#FF these funny bitches PT2 @larrydimaio @monkeyfartmike @isweatbutter @JJstoner @afrissore @thedumpsterbaby @GBDave @idamnedit @escapewheel]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>#<a href="CFZT_HASHTAG_URL">FF</a> these funny bitches PT2 @<a href="http://zannel.com/larrydimaio">larrydimaio</a> @<a href="http://zannel.com/monkeyfartmike">monkeyfartmike</a> @<a href="http://zannel.com/isweatbutter">isweatbutter</a> @<a href="http://zannel.com/JJstoner">JJstoner</a> @<a href="http://zannel.com/afrissore">afrissore</a> @<a href="http://zannel.com/thedumpsterbaby">thedumpsterbaby</a> @<a href="http://zannel.com/GBDave">GBDave</a> @<a href="http://zannel.com/idamnedit">idamnedit</a> @<a href="http://zannel.com/escapewheel">escapewheel</a></p>
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		<title>#FF these funny bitches! PT1 @&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.lamottjackson.com/wordpress/2010/07/30/ff-these-funny-bitches-pt1/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2010 17:36:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[#FF these funny bitches! PT1 @LPizzle @cohills @ebertchicago @kelleyiskelley @mitdasein @therealsickboy @scottMcDonald3 @robbruggemann]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>#<a href="CFZT_HASHTAG_URL">FF</a> these funny bitches! PT1 @<a href="http://zannel.com/LPizzle">LPizzle</a> @<a href="http://zannel.com/cohills">cohills</a> @<a href="http://zannel.com/ebertchicago">ebertchicago</a> @<a href="http://zannel.com/kelleyiskelley">kelleyiskelley</a> @<a href="http://zannel.com/mitdasein">mitdasein</a> @<a href="http://zannel.com/therealsickboy">therealsickboy</a> @<a href="http://zannel.com/scottMcDonald3">scottMcDonald3</a> @<a href="http://zannel.com/robbruggemann">robbruggemann</a></p>
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		<title>Is it just me or does it feel &#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2010 15:09:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Is it just me or does it feel like Ellen pulled an &#34;Anne Heche&#34; by joining A.I. as an &#34;experiment&#34; then leaving cause it&#8217;s now played out?.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Is it just me or does it feel like Ellen pulled an &quot;Anne Heche&quot; by joining A.I. as an &quot;experiment&quot; then leaving cause it&#8217;s now played out?.</p>
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