The Official Blog of La Mott Jackson

Eric Massa likes ticklefights, naked showerfights, and ’snorkeling’. Either this guy’s gay or he’s the newest cast member of “Jackass”.

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“Jihad Jane” plotted to kill a Swedish Cartoonist. Terrorist are so annoying, we didn’t have these issues when Snoopy battled The Red Baron.

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The Academy apologized for Farrah Fawcett snub, to be honest they didn’t have to. But feel free to do it for Transformers II & Pauly Shore.

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The Smithsonian turned down O.J.’s acquittal suit noting “it’s not appropriate, but if you have the murder weapon we’ll gladly take that”.

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The Burj Khalifa in Dubai is the world’s tallest skyscraper. The Human race has officially given Earth a nose to spite it’s financial face.

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You’d think with all the decades of rock throwing in Israel there’d be a farm system of pitchers from there instead of Cuba.

That new Scope Outlast commercial with Ryan Seacrest is like a Bizarro version of his life cause it had a bunch of chicks in it…right?.

Accenture drops out as a sponsor for Tiger Woods. In it’s place will be Ashley Madison, Pjur Eros Bodyglide & Charmins adult wipes.

Amanda Knox is found guilty. Is an Italian prison really that bad?. They’ve got an endless supply of wine & spaghetti & meatballs for God’s sake.

Meredith Baxter came out the closet. This makes watching “My Breast” that much hotter.