The Official Blog of La Mott Jackson

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Ya know, I’m not a conspiracy theorist type, but if I didn’t know any better these oil rig incidents seem like more than just "accidents".

Is it just me or when you shave your nuts you end up walking like a Great Dane with boots on for the next 72 hours?. Anyone?.

WW2 era bombs were found at George Clooney’s italian villa. See?, even those troops were angry that Oceans 12 & Solaris were greenlit.

#myfuneralposeshouldbe Saddam Hussian as he was dressed when found in his spiderhole.

#myfuneralposeshouldbe Larry King sitting at his desk. Oh, he beat me to it?, sorry.

#myfuneralposeshouldbe like Lee Harvey Oswald as he was shot.

#myfuneralposeshouldbe like Lee Harvey Oswald as he was shot.

MSNBC has an Oil Slick Wind Forecast. We need that here, so tired of seeing these ashy ass black people walking the streets of New York.

That Visa TV ad with the guy making pizza annoys me. Do you want someone looking like they’re fighting off a swarm of bees with your food?