The Good News: A significant amount of water has been found on the moon. The Bad News: It was bottled, with a hair in it.
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Note to self: Next monkey house visit I’m dressing like Domo but super padded like the rape monster. You ain’t ripping my balls off.
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Categories: Brain Farts - Realtime thoughts from the trenches.
Just saw the face of the woman attacked by the chimp…ever see the Mason Verger character in the movie “Hannibal”?…(long pause) THAT!.
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Categories: Brain Farts - Realtime thoughts from the trenches.
This tweet is on behalf of the troops. (Name of Boyfriend/Girlfriend/Husband/Wife) “DON’T CHEAT ON ME WHILE I’M AWAY!!”. That is all.
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Categories: Brain Farts - Realtime thoughts from the trenches.
The mood outside of a jail for an execution is odd. It’s like the press is playing “Speed Round” to see who can buzz in first with the news.
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Categories: Brain Farts - Realtime thoughts from the trenches.
Guy on CNN says the DC Sniper will be shaking hands with Satan shortly. I didn’t think Satan would be so cordial with new arrivals.
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Somebody tell me why Sammy Sosa walking around looking like Dominican Dracula with no socks on. Craving Malta & shit. Check his ass please.
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Categories: Brain Farts - Realtime thoughts from the trenches.
A Manwich ad brags that it has a full serving of vegetables. Right, and rapist provide elderly women over 80 with active sex lives.
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Categories: Brain Farts - Realtime thoughts from the trenches.
The NFL Network. God’s gift to man…and God.
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A slaughterhouse in Vermont was closed for inhumane treatment. It’s a slaughterhouse, not a cuddle, kissy, or babytalk-to-animals-house
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