The Official Blog of La Mott Jackson

The stupidest idea ever is being described to sighs and rolling eyes.

A word is being mispronounced and corrected mentally by the listener.

The ear of a cat half sleep downstairs sonars towards the bathroom upstairs as It’s owner does #2.

A child is crying over his birthday cake instead of blowing out the candles, much to the embarrassment of his far more masculine than he should be father.

An Oscar@ sits at home in the bathroom of It’s winner.

A horse is doing a curtsy and doesn’t know it.

One person is calling another an animal while eating Foie gras.

A young impressionable (and slightly retarded) boy witnesses a horse shitting in the woods, then proceeds to do the same.

Someone finally stop caring, and that’s a good thing.

A scar is being created with a story attached that will be modified many times over by the needy person who bears it.